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January 3, 2008

eeee-elllll-veeee's?!*

LAWS OR LITTLE TOYS FOR PETULANT LITTLE MINDS TO PLAY WITHI had planned a cool assessment of the ELV's

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October 18, 2007

Whether Map*

BRITAIN not ENGLAND, you arse.
The BBC weather map says it all.

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August 6, 2007

Holo-Player System© Hailed as a Success by Wales

Michael Owen was not actually at the ground on Saturday – he and several other players were being holographically projected onto the playing surface at Twickenham using patented software and hardware that the WRU has commissioned over the last 4 years.

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July 5, 2007

I DON’T ANSWER PHONES.

GLOBAL wetting more like...
Sorry, shouting, there. But I really don’t. I Can’t Stand The Blasted Things. Very rarely do they herald good news; more often than not they bring Bad Things Down on One.

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May 5, 2007

section 18 or s47

Cardiff Crown Court - he provoked me, yer honour
An annoying little git I may be, but, I can tell you this, if I was speaking to someone who was, by some bizarre sequence of events, about to have their shoulder dislocated and knew it, I WOULD NOT GLOATINGLY SMILE, SMIRK

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February 10, 2007

The Worst Game I…

with a name like that how dare he beat us!?…Have Ever Seen Wales Play was, erm, let me see…

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July 27, 2006

I will brook no argument. Right?

clouds and the dreaded SKY...OK, we’d agreed to do it. And, to be honest, I’m not so disappointed with having it cut off just before tea. Even if it was getting exciting.

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July 11, 2006

10 yards!

lightly greased, the Thunderer can be removed with only a light anaesthetic and a sharp tugGood to be back. Hello. Did you miss me when I was away? Did you kiss my picture every day? Hello!

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June 11, 2006

Ballocks and The Lord's Day

The cricket squares are rolled and manicured, Big Brother has people sunbathing*, builders get sunburn and the North Tours the South. All a bit confusing...

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May 30, 2006

Søren Kierkegaard at outside-half

The Ospreys have confessed to struggling at 10 this season.

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May 28, 2006

damned lies and sadistics

Absolutely shattered. Abso-bloody-lutely. There was no let up. Constant movement, changes of angle, ups and downs and some truly heroic performances from all the team...

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May 17, 2006

THAT man, Tulips and Breezes

Any man who wishes to have a go at Sir Bludi Clive Woodward gets my vote

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May 15, 2006

No More Johnnies, Please

Imagine being a rugby player (Lawd knows, I've tried)...

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May 10, 2006

Yesterday’s Man? You ‘avin a laugh, Pal?

I was chatting to a committee man from The Rocks. He reckons that Gareth Jenkins is, quote, Yesterday’s Man. Eh? I was a tad too flummoxed to ask him to ‘define your terms, pal.’ (The term ‘pal’ is, to those who know me an indicator of the probability of, at best, a row, at worst what my mate Betts refers to as ‘a frank and forthright exchange of views in a non-verbal format.’)...

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