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'Drop Shane!' or is Big Colin an Idiot*

Posted by wilbach on February 6, 2008 3:41 PM | 

too small?I thought to myself as I read the following text from Col…


He was a bludi liability… he was sh#te… when you say EXCITING do u mean in the way he almost threw the game away several times sat?... ignorin a 3 man overlap in attack HUGE f### up tryin to t ball out of defence.. the scots may target HIM 4 bein 2 SMALL




Can you guess who he is talking about?

I stand at 5’7” and weigh in at 12st6lbs. I can beat people in a way that no other current international in the world can. I have superb skill levels. I play for The NSO. I am not that quick over 60. I have devastating acceleration. I am the most exciting player in the Northern Hemisphere and can turn a game on its head with one break. The fat boys try to kill me. I am remarkably strong and agile and lose the ball in contact less frequently than the muscle monkeys. The girls love me and the men don’t mind.


CLUE: it isn’t Gethin Jenkins.

Right, quiz time over. The problem with all this is this – Colin is actually very astute and is one of those typical Celtic Romantic-Realists. He is a level headed prop with a good knowledge of the front 5. So now I ask myself…

Should Shane be there?

if the landlord sees you doing that, mate, he'll bar you for a week.
What do you chaps out there think?




Me? I imagine that blank teamsheets are photocopied for the coaches to have during selection meetings. I, if it was me in charge, would photocopy the sheets with SW's name already on 'em... But I am often wrong. Just don't tell The Wife

*No he isn't, far from it, but I know this will wind him up a treat when he reads it.


 

Comments (6)

Paul Nolan wrote...

Being an Osprey, I don't suppose that he has much choice!

wilbach asks though, should he be in?

Posted by: Paul Nolan  | February 6, 2008 5:42 PM

Andrew D wrote...

The essence of a player like Shane Williams is he is gifted, is not afraid of trying things, sometimes resulting in total disaster, sometimes creating utter brilliance, lifting the team and crowds in a way no other player can do. So if he stays in the team you will always get that. So nothing has changed there from Day One. If you want a team of "Safe Hands" and you only think in terms of reducing errors, being efficient etc - then by all means leave him out. If however, you think sport should be about beauty, artistry, excitement, yes - and drama too, then he will be first on the team sheet. Would I have him in - yes, and yes and yes again. Rugby needs his sort - it is in far too much danger of becoming a clone of rugby league without the 6 tackle rule (or is it 5 ?) where team tactic is based on grinding, strangling and winning by brute strength. Campese, Barry John, Shane Williams - these for me are the players (imperfect though they be) that light up the game and elevate it to something special.

wilbach bows his head in silent prayer that he is not alone in this dark austere world. hideth not your light under a ruckell, oh, shane the bold - burn bright, burn bright.

Posted by: Andrew D  | February 7, 2008 4:31 AM

Julian wrote...

If not Shane who else? wayne procter?

wilbach gasps in horror - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i remember him trying to tackle an irish number 8 with his jaw. blimey he was ungainly.

Posted by: Julian  | February 7, 2008 10:00 PM

lucie nolan wrote...

after yesterday, shane williams should be already on the printed selection sheet until he is drawing his pension!!!

wilbach says - oh much yes!

Posted by: lucie nolan  | February 10, 2008 3:54 PM

welshbob wrote...

Well! After Saturday's performance - Big Col is definably (sic) a bludi idiot! Two sweetly taken tries, not too many turnovers and only one dodgy kick, by my reckoning. AND my girlfriend thinks he's "cute" - drop him? NO WAY! He's still a brilliant alternative to the 17 stone monsters even we now seem to be fielding - arguably Mark Jones would have scored at least one of the two clear chances our very own "big banger" had. We still need some variety and surprise in our play - Shane epitomises that, keep the oppo guessing, that's what I say! What about you? or your other reader wb?

wilbach nods in agreement Oh, yes. But Big Col made me chuckle by sending me a 'shane williams is f###in great - can't believe there was any doubt' self affacing text on saturday as i was stood by the 22, front row, nodding in an embarrassingly accurate impression of rupert moon, post try.

Posted by: welshbob  | February 11, 2008 11:16 PM

Big Col wrote...

Bloody liability. Any decent winger would have plowed through straight to the line instead of running right into touch.

Just as well the TMO was his mum!

Wilbach is (pretendingly) outraged - you are a bloody idiot with little or no knowledge of the role of the TMO, the brief and the role's pressure - it was his NAN - his Mum was running the line.

Posted by: Big Col  | February 13, 2008 9:01 AM

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