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Gatland, two bottles in front of me and Touch

Posted by wilbach on November 17, 2007 3:24 PM | 

bardd a chantorion. huw evans picture agency has brilliant images of this and other welsh rugby stuff. google him to see moreWell, quite a busy week.

Dr Shoulder Man says he was pleased with progress and thought that I can get back to training and playing my beloved touch rugby in a month. Hurrah! So, hopefully, some of the Prop Padding will be shed and I will be able to run more than 78 paces without becoming breathless. It may, or may not, interest you to know that the Albany pub is… 78 paces from my front door. It was The Wife’s Choice of house, not mine, I hasten to add.

Work has been as chaotic as ever. Less said the better.

The Wife is demonstrating what a wonderful person she is with untold amounts of love and patience for a little soul who doesn’t yet understand sleep patterns, how to feed properly, who breaks wind from both ends with alarming vigour at inappropriate times and who hasn’t yet developed the patience to wait for demands to be met in time.

And she is pretty good at looking after the baby, too – using the same virtues listed above on Ruby as she does with me.

The rugby has been interesting as well, with A New Welsh Coach anointed by the Council of Fools.

I must say, I think Gatland is the best choice. Why they were dallying with SA White I have no idea – what would he bring to the Welsh Job? He has no credentials that would have made him suitable: he is used to working with big, fast, strong powerful men in a country that is obsessive about winning (even to the point of poisoning the food of the oppo [Allegedly. Easy, boy. Easy – ed.]), has no interest in style, has historically played with little or no subtlety and has yet to put a delicate, guile-threaded backs move together in over 110 years of international rugby. I mean, I could have coached a South African team to a RWC semi-final at least. Its easy - scrum hard, use the world’s two best lineout forwards to win ball, tackle high and hard, kick the leather off the pill, run straight with huge men and then give the ball to Devon Malcolm* on the wing (has Bryan Gary Habana really had vertebrae 1 – 3 removed to make him more aerodynamic?!). Peace o’ pish.

Gatland, on the other hand, has:

1. a tidy pedigree playing as understudy for Fitzpatrick thus showing he, too, has untold amounts of patience and an understanding of being good but still not really achieving anything,

2. Experience of coaching very able players with some skill – NPC pedigree,

3. Experience of coaching slightly neurotic Celts (Ireland),

4. Experience of being shafted by internecine back-stabbing by snide Rugby Politicos, and

5. A sense of humour.

All of the above will stand him good stead for the Trials and Tribulations of The Welsh Job, especially point 4. Good luck, mate.

Oh, and like Ruddock, he apparently isn’t too much in evidence on the training paddock, letting the trainers and coaches get on with it, but is a subtle and effective people-person who lets his teams win…

Hmmmm…

And Grav’s funeral. I couldn’t watch it. It would have upset me. Bless him and his family.

but why bud?! I don't even like the stuff?!And, last night, I was allowed out to ‘host’ the Cavaliers Touch Rugby Team Awards Night. It was very exciting to be out in a pub (1 pint, two bottles, home dribbling slightly by 10.30) and really good to see all the players all together having fun and being delighted and supportive of the winners of Best Newcomer, Club Player and Best Player awards. Well done Beth, Adam and Rachel, respectively. Now, if we can keep this team together, recruit two more experienced lads, tolerate the Return of The Old Dog (me) and keep training we will do rather well next season. I hope.

But my hip is hurting today. Bloody awkward. Ah, well.


* I have been rightly corrected on this - it is Gladstone Small who I was thinking of. Thanks Welshbob's Girlfriend!


 

Comments (7)

welshbob wrote...

Good to see yo back wb, and with some suitably pithy comment - by the way my girl friend says the cricketer with no neck was Gladstone Small, not Devon Malcolm - but we know where you're coming from! Going to the match on Saturday? Watching at the Albany? I'll be there - pint?

Wilbach says - THAT's the fella - didn't think the cricket ref was right. ah well - nothing like good research. which is precisely what that was - nothing like good research.

will probably be watching the game at home with the little girl and the big girl. but, come the 6 nations, most defo! enjoy the game, WB. and always good to hear from you!

Posted by: welshbob  | November 18, 2007 12:00 AM

Julian wrote...

I suspect Gatland has a lot to do given the Heinken results this weekend. Went to see Cardiff play, must be the first time for about three years, at harlequins. I have been trying to get involved emotinally with the Quins for a while, but I just can't manage it. It was easy to support Cardiff, and how different it is spectating compared to watching Fulham . If I am watching Fulham, in the neutral end, I will not shout in support of them in case I get abused by the oppo, (definitely verbally and possibly physically) but in the Quins , isolated though I was , everybody was friendly.
The newspapers say the game was rubbish, I enjoyed it. The young flyhalf's tackling was terrible- he will have to improve there- and the Cardiff lineout (throwing or jumping, I could't be sure-probably both) was awful.

wilbach says - i sometime go to see the city with my mate Gaz 'rings. i thoroughly enjoy the chanting and abuse of the away fans down the grnage end but, if anything starts off... well, gaz is bigger than me and makes a really good shield.

Cardiff have been bombayed with injuries to their 10's, hence the 12 year old. I can't understand why they don't play Blair there 'til injuries allow a bona fide fly-half to return. Rayer used to do it with great aplomb, indeed i am reasonably sure he played at 10 for richmond (?) for the best part of a season. NO! BEDFORD, it was. Anyway - a good 15 should be able to slot in, surely? and as for the lineout, with The Ginger Skinny arriving this year, i really thgouth we would sort out the lineouts. grrrr.

Rugby, isn't it brilliant!

Posted by: Julian  | November 18, 2007 9:29 PM

Big Bro aka barry john wrote...

Dear Sir

I read your article with interest and observed you are seeking quote "two more experienced lads" to bolster your existing touch rugby squad. I would be grateful if you could expand on the job description please. In particular could you please clarify the following points

Are you looking for someone who

1. does not use a zimmer frame to go about everyday business

2. has a top speed of more than 10 miles an hour (measured over 7 yards)

3. wears spectacles

4. has not knowingly suffered a cardiac arrest during the course of a game of real or touch rugby

then if so, I would be delighted to offer my humble services

PS - you can discuss salary, bonus systems, perks, annual leave entitlements, advertising rights,and other terms and conditions with my agent and lawyers at a later stage.

yours etc

wilbach says - oddly enough, BB, i have actually played both touch and 15's with Barry John's son. He is pretty useful! We pay a penny a mile. Run. Ta!

Posted by: Big Bro aka barry john  | November 22, 2007 7:53 AM

Big Bro aka barry john wrote...

mmmmm - penny a mile?

Deal done - when do I start ?

wilbach says - 29.02.08...

Posted by: Big Bro aka barry john  | November 23, 2007 10:46 PM

Joe wrote...

Well Wb

I guess you need all your brothers to comment on this one, so here is number 3. Gatland is probably the boy for us - pretty hard nosed, usually successful and seems to have good man-management skills. Had anyone thought of Steve McClaren? What with Sir Clive's ability to flit from one sport to another. Maybe Steve could be the line-out coach? Smacking high balls in for the great Peter Crouch has probably given Steve the requisite technical knowledge to get the best out of AWJ and Ian E. On the other hand Capello seems interested in any job that gets you £1 m a year and the sack after 18 months. I've have a sneaky feeling we will do ok this pm against the Boks. Not much to lose and plenty of chance for a flash in the pan, a la 2005. Just the sort of thing we are good at. If big bro thinks he's Barry John he must have improved his tackling since I saw him play last. Turning to Julian - what a laugh about him being intimidated at Fulham - he can start a fight at a Sunday cucumber sandwich church fete. The Cottage would be easy for him...........enjoy the game.

wilbach says - too many footbal references to make much sense to me but i shall get a footie mate to translate. Ta!

wilbach sasy (after a more leisurely read of the above) - SPOT ON! with the exception of the boks prediction. Biggest has taken unbrage. which will do his chest good. no response yet from Pepperpot... the only thing i would say about the game is that we need a two gainline carriers who can drive and retain body position for recycling ball: one back one forward. and, dearl lord, let us not bludi kick so much when it is glaringly obvious we cannot threaten lineouts or apply sufficient pressure in broken play - we need to keeep the ball in hand a little more, i fear, but smash it up at pace THEN do the wavey-dancey. cuh!

Posted by: Joe  | November 24, 2007 12:29 PM

Big Bro aka barry john wrote...

Dear Sir

I am writing to inform you that I have instructed my solicitors to begin legal procedings agains both your correspondent "Joe" and yourself on the grounds of libel - defined as a harmful statement in a fixed medium, especially writing but also a picture, sign, or electronic broadcast. We will be presenting the case that there is conclusive evidence to show that there was only one outside half of lesser tackling ability than myself - namely barry john himself.(your younger readers might like to note that tackling duties, as part of the job description for outside halves, were introduced only when a certain Englishman who could only kick goals, but not make breaks, decided he best try to make some other contribution to the game in between kicking goals so developed the ability to tackle - a most misguided young man in my estimation.

yours etc

PS - I withdraw my offer of assistance for your touch rugby team.

wilbach asks for a small saucer of milk for his correspondant...

Posted by: Big Bro aka barry john  | November 26, 2007 6:52 AM

welshbob wrote...

wil, with a family of "thespians" like this, you have my deepest sympathy! (only kidding, by the way!) Have sent you an e-mail re. the game - stands a better chance of getting posted I think! Don't agree with your "run more, kick less" comment. Skillful kicking with agressive follow-up is essential if you get the high level of slow and poor ball we get - the problem is two fold, we don't have a solid platform up front and we try and run un-runnable possession. Oppo have sussed our run everything strategy - we need a few more strings to our bow. We could START by picking our best centre as a centre!!

h says - agree in part - to kick well you need a good kicker and we ain't got none. And Shanks is a centre, no doubt about it! Still, Sonny Parker looks nice in his tight shirts tho.

Posted by: welshbob  | November 28, 2007 10:05 PM

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