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The Offical NeverSayRugger Interview Questionnaire #3

Posted by wilbach on July 18, 2007 11:08 AM | 

doesn't look much older even now. big beggar, still, mind.Name: Stuart Roy
Age:38
Clubs: Menai Bridge, Bangor, Bristol and Cambridge Unis, Cardiff, Pontypridd, Newport, Crawshays
Representative: Wales Schools / Wales U19 / Wales U21 / North Wales / Wales B / Wales Students / Wales A / Wales
Position Played: lock

1. Which boot on first?

Right

2. Have you ever done something in a match that you wish you hadn’t?

Who Hasn’t!

3. Have you ever not done something in a match that you wish you had?

ditto

4. Which rugby player/personality is your biggest influence? Why?

The Norst/ Willie J Mc Bride

5. If you could go back and do it, who would you have given a smacking or shoeing to? Why?

Sean Fitzpatrick – one of the dirtiest (cleverest) hookers / cheating all black b******!

6. When and where was your best post (or pre!) rugby drinking session?

Too many to remember

7. Socks up or socks down?

Definitely up

8. Who is the one player you really rate playing in Wales?

James Hook

9. Who is the one player you really rate playing in the world?

Burger

10. Have you got SKY sports?

Yes

11. Who is the most over-rated player in the game today? Why?

Henson. Living off a good season 2 years ago. But the mantle is slipping

12. Which kit do you like best?

Canterbury (do they still do kit?)

13. What is you favourite combination of food and drink? (Mine is beer and a cheese & onion roll)

Sea food / Fillet steak with a good Rioja

14. What was your most enjoyable game of rugby to date?

The last. South Wales Orthopaedic 15 versus Clwb Cymru Caerdydd vets

15. Your favourite rugby story is…?

Hemi Taylor prior to a cup game at the arms park speaks to the Doc. He has been having abdominal pain for a couple of days and is feeling a little “crook”. On examination it is obvious that he has appendicitis and it is suggested that he goes to the CRI to have the offending organ removed pronto. Hemi declines stating he has a cup game and a bonus to win! 80 minutes later, Cardiff have won and Hemi goes down to the CRI and has the operation!! Hard as nails!!!


Many Thanks, Stuart!



 

Comments (5)

hosē in mehico wrote...

Are these interviews fixed and the interviewees paid for in advance? And can you state categorically that the answers are the replies of someone else? And are you deliberately misleading your readers here in mehico?Cos if it is not true, I will stop reading your up-til-now very excellent columns, and demand 503 dollars from you - the cost of the electricity I have used over about 2 years reading your despatches. Regards Hosē from mehico

wilbach says - how dare you question the intrgiti... ingtertyi, intergrit.. the honesty of the questionaire responses - be careful, now - the 3 respondants are a prop, a hooker and a (huge) second row... They may decide to take a holiday in mexico!

Nope, all the answers are GENUINE, tiger. but no money changed hands in, or out of, brown envelopes.


also, you may like the joke about the Mexcan Fireman whose wife gave birth to twin boys. He named them Hose 'A' and Hose 'B'.

Posted by: hosē in mehico  | July 18, 2007 7:39 PM

hose in mehico wrote...

oh - I did think about withdrawing my subscription after reading your reply, but decided not to when I was pleased to see there has been a serious breach of acceptable editorial conduct in you response, so have decided to stick with your despatches after all

questionaire should have been spelt questionnaire !!

regards hose in sunny sweltering mehico

wilbach says - it always has been spealt questionnaire!? glasses?

(actually, i have just re-spelt all the the interview blogs)

Posted by: hose in mehico  | July 19, 2007 4:08 PM

hose in mehico wrote...

oh - after reading your reply, I was about to withdraw my subscription, but at the eleventh hour was pleased to see there has been a serious breach of the editorial code of conduct in your reply. So many thanks for that. And am eagerly looking forward to reading future despatches

questionaire is spelt questionnaire

regards hose in sunny sweltering mehico

wilbach says - this is very much like your previous comment!? senility?

Posted by: hose in mehico  | July 19, 2007 4:15 PM

hose in mehico wrote...

my humblest apologies - I have done you a disservice. In addition to questionaire you wrote respondant - should have been respondent (I think !!)

hose in mehico

wilbach says - Jose, do me a favour and be pedant somewhere else: surely there must be a need for proof-readers on Tijuana.com?

MY humblest apologies but hose is spelt josē or jose; Mehico is spelt México or Méjico.


"pick the log outta ya own eye, boy, before gabbing about the shard in mine"

Posted by: hose in mehico  | July 19, 2007 4:55 PM

welshbob wrote...

Hmmmm. Not so sure about the true nationality of our phonetic Mexican friend, sounds like a bit of a Gog to me, in a very non- racist sort of way, of course. Still very funny tho' in a very pedantic sort of way (that is some sort of child molester, isn't it?)or have I misspelt pederast - again? muchos gracias - Texas Tim. Viva The Alamo! Yee ha!

ChwilBack thayth - aye aye ayieee carrramba! et thet errah therra chwateffer weeel bee weel beee, da futureth not chowerth to theee....

Posted by: welshbob  | July 20, 2007 9:13 PM

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