or follow these instructions:
Ensure the surface to be painted is clean, dry and free of loose material.
Sand lightly to achieve a key (or surface) that will allow the paint to adhere cleanly.
Apply the paint in even, smooth strokes, ‘hatching’ or 'feathering' the final strokes to achieve even coverage.
Sit and watch until the surface is tacky. Then watch Leicester play. Then return, with renewed glee to watch the by-now-exciting-to-the-point-of-damp-trousers paint drying to a hard finish.
Clean brushes in turpentine, turps substitute or similar.
Vow to always loath Leicester as boring cheats.

Paul Nolan wrote...
Have you tried using a roller? Positively orgasmic!
wilbach asks (with some trepidation): what for?
Posted by: Paul Nolan | March 25, 2007 10:21 AM